Hi, pretty eyes.



Heee, oh those ears.



He's watching his own show. He pretty much owns my life.



That smile. *melts*



He's all young and boyish and totes innocent.



SCRUFFFFFFFF. JACKET.



He shops. And acts girl-y about it. It's kinda cute.



It's John. It's Rashida. It's them so completely drunk. IT'S GLORIOUS.



Oh, him. Them.



The Unknowns. Still fucking adorable.



His haaaaaair.



Is it wrong that I want a foursome? Because it would be perfect.



Victory.



Yeah. Shocking. I've never seen these before.



Intimate contact? I love it.



Okay, the first picture is probably in the Top 5 of favorite JKRAS pics, ever.
And second. Why oh why does he hang out with the coolest crowd?



Get naked and I'll appreciate every inch.



I just...sigh.



He's way to skinny here but his style is just perfect.



More JKRAS/Leslie, plz.



BOWTIE. GOD, I love it.



Teeeeeheeeeee.



I'm obsessed with the size of his hands. For sexual reasons.
He likes to show them off; you'll see.



They're all perfect.



HANDS. That's not all either. He's just a big sexy sillyhead and I wanna be his slave friend.



SHOULDER PATCH. LOL.



OH GOOD LAWD. No words. Note: hands.



The second one is just for my amusement. It's the third that makes me hot and bothered.
LEAAAAAAN.



JOHN/ANGELAAA ARE BEAUTIFUL. It helps satisfy my Jim/Angela secret shipper heart.



John: You girls wanna have a threesome? I have BIG hands which means big...other things and I look sexy as fuck in cardigans. Whaddya say?



John: Yeah, I got the angry/sexy look down. See? What was that? Who do I think about nekkid? *points* Duh.



I want his babies.



Again, his style turns me on.



HAAAAAAAA.



Okay, the only fault he has is being a Patriots fan but he looks so happy and sexy to hate.



I don't give a shit if you hate Dane Cook; I love the dude. So this? Is perfect.



Mmmm.



*snort*



I love the beard. I don't care if he looks greasy or whatever. The beard turns me on.



SO MOTHER FUCKING ADORABLE.



I wuv yew.



<3333



I cannot describe to you the perfection that is the first picture.



THIS CAST.  Again, I want Fat Halpert back, plz.



Take me for a ride, John.



Complete jealously.



It makes you wanna just roll around in the mud with him. Nekkid.



THIS is what I imagine he looks like in the morning. And I want it in my bed.



LEANING. I'm a sucker.



John all brooding and sexual.



*giggle*



Chest. Hair.



His eyes absolutely murder me.



John kissing Rainn.



I told you, I'm a sucker for the leaning.



DELISH.



Hot and sultry Pam with a scared Jim.
Don't know why he's so scared. She turns me on.



:D




I love how awkward and long his legs are. <3



I'll be your girlfriend. Plz.



John's face absolutely kills me.



He probably looked like this studying at that Ivy League school he went to. He probably had girls all over him.



Oh the airbrushing. But it's John kissing Rainn again.



KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLER.



Pssssst. Let's go fuck.



Oh, them <3333



He be cwazy.



Technically this isn't John. BUT. LOOK AT HOW INTENSE AND PASSIONATE HE IS.



rolf.



This kills with this cute.



He looks about 12 in the first picture. *snort*



Who's sad? Who needs a bearhug?



Again, satisfying my Jim/Angela. GOD, SO FUCKING CUTE, THOSE TWO.



again.



John drunk is my fantasy.



lmaaaao.



chicken legs!!! *LOLPOINT*



jeluz.



For real, his jacket. <3



sdkjflskdfjsdljfdsf.



WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORABLE.



THOSE TWO.



Oh, the pretty they make.



THE HAIR AND THE SCRUFF AND THE JACKET AND ALL OF HIM.



read above.



CAAAARDIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!FDS(#$!



He makes me want to shop at Whole Foods.
Also, he loves that hoodie. Look above and pay attention to the next pics.



GOD LKJDDSLKFJDSF.



HIS HAAAAAAAIR. HIS ASSS. IT'S ALL GLORIOUS.



I can't get over this. *giggle*


This is the part of the spam dedicated to The Beard.
I love it and it makes me hot and bothered and well.
He should never get rid of it?


HAIIII.



Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.



Sorry for the pixels but well. ignore it. You can do it. Just get distracted by the sexy.
There ya go.



HIS OUTFITTTTTTT.



See? Hoodie. See? FUCKING SEXY.



OH HAI THUR, I like your hoodie.



:D:D:D:D:D:D



SHIRT SHIRT SHIRT SHIRT



*THUUUUUUD*


gah.




HAI SWEATS. HAI BULGE.
Fuccck. I love you.



The glasses and the beard and the smile and him being him. It all just hurts in how perfect he is.



Something about his look in this picture. jflksdjflskjfsdf.



OF COURSE I didn't forget this picture.
YOU ARE PERFECTTTT.